So who is this?

This is … ummm … begins with a B.  Blair!  She digs me.

You sure?  That look on her face seems to say otherwise.

Nope she digs me.

See?  Told you. Can’t keep her hands off me. Chicks dig me.

I didn’t even have to take her out to dinner in the end. Straight back to my place and wham bam thank  you ma’am and I’ll call you sometime.

Don you are something else.

Yeah I know what can I say? I see it as my duty to womankind to see as many of them as possible experience the Don.

…

The next day.

So who’s this?

Jeeze what is it with you and names? I don’t know I think she’s another B, no C, Clair that’s it. She’s my boss. I invited her home because her trash boyfriend knocked her up and dumped her. I thought a piece of the Don would cheer her up.

That’s … nice of you.

Yeah. Of course once bitten means she will be harder to woo but no one can resist the Don for long and never let it be said I refused a challenge.

…

Don you just asked her to go steady!

Yeah well some women need a bit more of a security blanket before they’ll put out.

…

Don you leave me speechless.

Hey babe get in line.

…

A few days later.

Oh! Excuse me.

S’right babe she was just leaving.

Who are you calling?

This chick I met at the park yesterday.

Claire isn’t even out the door yet and your calling another woman?

Who?

…

“Thanks for inviting me around Don, why don’t you show me your bedroom?”

“That was nice Don but I gotta run my boyfriend is taking me out tonight”.

Don you okay? You seem awfully quite?

I feel … used.

Used? On the day your first son is born you knock up two different women and you feel used?

Yeah your right, when you got it you have to spread the wealth and baby I got it.

…

Hello?

Anyone home?

Anyone at all?

Well hi there little lady.

Don there you are!

Do I know you?

I am your Goddess, through me all your wishes and desires will come true.

???

Why don’t you just tell everyone a little bit about yourself.

Why? Everyone knows Don Lothario, I am legend. Women dream of me, of taming me and making me their own. Men dream of being like me.

Like you?

Swarve, sophisticated, handsome, desired by woman everywhere. There is only one Don Lothario and I am the best they will ever have.

Only one eh?  *Snickers* righhht.

Look babe nice chatting but I have a hot date downtown. Can’t keep the little lady waiting. Dating me will be the biggest thrill she will ever have.