Don Spreads the Wealth.
So who is this?
This is … ummm … begins with a B. Blair! She digs me.
You sure? That look on her face seems to say otherwise.
Nope she digs me.
See? Told you. Can’t keep her hands off me. Chicks dig me.
I didn’t even have to take her out to dinner in the end. Straight back to my place and wham bam thank you ma’am and I’ll call you sometime.
Don you are something else.
Yeah I know what can I say? I see it as my duty to womankind to see as many of them as possible experience the Don.
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The next day.
So who’s this?
Jeeze what is it with you and names? I don’t know I think she’s another B, no C, Clair that’s it. She’s my boss. I invited her home because her trash boyfriend knocked her up and dumped her. I thought a piece of the Don would cheer her up.
That’s … nice of you.
Yeah. Of course once bitten means she will be harder to woo but no one can resist the Don for long and never let it be said I refused a challenge.
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Don you just asked her to go steady!
Yeah well some women need a bit more of a security blanket before they’ll put out.
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Don you leave me speechless.
Hey babe get in line.
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A few days later.
Oh! Excuse me.
S’right babe she was just leaving.
Who are you calling?
This chick I met at the park yesterday.
Claire isn’t even out the door yet and your calling another woman?
Who?
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“Thanks for inviting me around Don, why don’t you show me your bedroom?”
“That was nice Don but I gotta run my boyfriend is taking me out tonight”.
Don you okay? You seem awfully quite?
I feel … used.
Used? On the day your first son is born you knock up two different women and you feel used?
Yeah your right, when you got it you have to spread the wealth and baby I got it.
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January 23, 2010 at 8:42 pm
I feel sorry for this hood. One whole generation of kids will be siblings. No one’s going to be able to get married!
LOL!
January 24, 2010 at 9:18 am
He is the one! he is just.. *swoons* so Don! i love it and that look he gives *melts* so two pregnancies and a baby! whew doggie! he moves so fast
January 24, 2010 at 2:25 pm
He feels “USED”?!?!? *ROTFLMAO* Yeah, yeah … *gasps for breath* Tell us another one, Don! *cackles*
January 24, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Luckily for Claire, she’s already preggers so Don can’t leave “a piece of himself” behind!
January 25, 2010 at 9:07 pm
No she was preggers for the first date but by the second she had had the baby and was preggers again by the end of it. I have The Aging Manager from MTS so they are only preggers for a day.
January 27, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Maybe that’s Blair’s “oh” face?
“Experience the Don.” Did he really just say that? I mean, with a straight face? *snickers*
Wait. Did her trash boyfriend REALLY knock her up? Or did you convince her she was better off without him? *snirks*
*claps a hand over her mouth* OMFG, I nearly spewed my water!! The picture to go along with the “Hey babe get in line” comment…. PRICELESS!!!
*blinks* Don feels used? DON feels used?!? Geeze.